1. Open Calculator
2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY
3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search
4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated
5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone
6. Reblog and add the image
How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3
tomorrow and Wednesday off this week and next week
How do YOU get to go off and roadtrip to the one place I’ve BEEN ASKING you to go to?
So because your little gf wants to go and randomly whisk you 3 and 1/2 hrs away you just up and leave everything to satisfy her needs? YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT. OMFG. Ever since I realized you were gay you’ve been dating women who you end up giving your whole life away to! I never get to see you and this was something that’s been happening off and on my entire fucking life. The same stupid cycle of you getting obsessed with some broad who doesn’t even do anything for you then you just eating it the hell up. And I’ve always let it slide and been a good sport about it when I could.
But this? This is a huge slap in my face. I literally have been at work every single night working my ASS OFF so I could go the place your going right now. IM EVEN SELLING MY OWN CAR THAT I LITERALLY DROVE ONLY ONCE SO I CAN GET ANOTHER ONE WITH NO WIRE ISSUES SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE SOOOOOO CONCERNED WITH ME GETTING IN AN ACCIDENT. We even had this big discussion about how you wouldn’t mind if I go but its just “my car isn’t up to speed, it couldn’t handle driving to AL” But all of a sudden its okay? Its okay for you? Well you know what.
We are creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love.